Pam: What are you getting your dad for Father’s Day?
Me: Don’t laugh at me.
Me: I want to get him a first aide kit for his work truck (this is after our CPR training class).
Me: He’s an electrician, so you know, he could fall and he’d need something like that.
Pam: But if he fell it’d be real serious and he probably wouldn’t use a first aide kit.
Me: Shut up.
Pam: I thought you were going to say you were getting him a trampoline.
Best thought of the day: My dad on a trampoline.