Knives

Holding knives in my hands.

Me: (To coworker, Pam):  I really want to stab you with these.

Pam:  What’s wrong with you? 

Me: Let me stab you. (approaching Pam)  Just let me stab you in the neck. 

Pam:  Who says that?

Me:  Everyone.  Everyone says that.

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3 responses

  1. i appreciate that THIS IS THE ONE WITH NO COMMENT.

    you are kind of scary.

    and i could actually really picture you doing this 🙂 i don’t believe you’ll ever be invited over to my house for dinner again!

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