Me: When I get famous do you want to be my personal assistant?
Me: You’ll have to clean my room.
Pam: Can’t I just hire someone to do that?
Me: No, not when we’re first starting out – we won’t have money yet. And that’s what personal assistants do.
Pam: Clean your room?
Me: Yea, you know, find my papers and stuff. And you’ll have to cook food.
Me: It’s better than what you do now.
Pam: It is actually what I do now.
Me: I’ll buy you lots of presents.