Oxygen

Brother:  I have an oxygen tank now.

Me: (alarmed) WHY?

Brother: I stole it from the retirement home. 

Long, sustained laughter.

Me:  Won’t that cause brain damage?

Brother:  It could.

Me:  That’s not funny.

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