Me: Are you going to wear something cowboyish to my party?
Pam: I thought it was a Southern Party.
Me: (long pause, sideward glance) Do you not know where cowboys are from? Not sure what they are?
Pam: I thought you meant Southern like peach cobbler and that lady on the food network.
Me: What lady?
Pam: Google Southern Lady Food Network.
Me: (Head on desk laughing)
Pam: I didn’t think you were having a Redneck party.
Five hours latter Pam yells Paula Dean!
Pam wants this party:
And not this party: