Pam just hurt my feelings.
Me: I’m going to make a ‘Pam Tab’ on my blog.
Pam: But what if we stop being friends?
Me: Why would you say something like that?
Pam: Or what if I stop working here, move away and we never talk?
Me: Pam, Stop being a &%**@!
Pam: Okay, I’ll never leave.
Pam is behind me now doing something in my shelves and I just heard her yell, “This isn’t safe!” I turned around and she’s holding a bag of scizzors that almost fell on her. Safety’s for losers, Pam.
Me: You’re fired.
Pam: You can’t fire me.
Me: Yes I can. You’re not the only one that abandons.
Pam: What would you do without me? Who’s gonna read the fine print.
Okay, so this one time, I may have bought some unnecessary things on the internet without reading the fine print. I thought I was getting free samples, but I was actually purchasing large quantities of supplies. Pam was reading over my shoulder and stopped me before I devestated my bank account. She calls it her funniest day at work.
Pam: I’m your life coach. (Picks up the turtle on my desk) This is ugly.